When men attempt bold gestures it’s generally considered romantic. When women do it…it’s often considered desperate, or psycho.
Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

teafolly:this is the best thing ever

teafolly:

this is the best thing ever

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

thefuuuucomics:

lol
Was I banging my head against the wall… thinking I can get him to stop and notice me? Did I have to change my expectations?
Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus